LYRICS
FOR ALL THE PEOPLE THAT COULDN’T UNDERSTAND A DAMN WORD, HERE
IN ALL IT’S RAWNESS, ARE THE LYRICS. THIS LIST STARTS OFF WITH THE
FIRST SONG ON THE FIRST DEMO, AND MOVES CHRONOLOGICALLY
THROUGH EACH ALBUM UP TO THE PRESENT. ENJOY
HERE IS THE ORDER OF THE ALBUMS:
BEFORE THE MONEY (2005)
BAD MONKEY (2006)
HOT DOGS IN A HALLWAY (2007)
EARLGASM (2009)
BRADLEY’S CHEESE
Some people in make-up and some in fancy clothes
some will do the robot for a quarter as it goes
people got their talents dig it or dig it not
cash is in the place or cash is having not
ttttt talent is a roster, steady as it goes
first you make the record, then you drop down rows
complacent with your bling bling
watch just how you ding ding
i know you got that fever, and that fever is a cleaver
I just want a brand new something
people are bored with what they got
we got a clean up on isle three. clean up on isle three…
JERRY
Jerry Springer is a man no doubt
You better show some respect
When the man come sout
When the fight begins
That’s when they start the show
What the fuck theyíre fighting for
I don’t know
Whoa Jerry Jerry jerry
Jery! Jerry! - Tell ‘em not to shout
Jerry! Jerry!
why don’t you tell us what you think about
Jerry! Jerry! Steve break up the fight
I see a fat girl in a skirt too small
Better get off my ass and call
Riki Lake and Morey they just can’t compete
You know this show really makes
My life complete
(Some stuff about the sky and high)
ESTOY CRUDO
Yo tango una colebra en mi panza
(Iíve got a snake in my belly)
Y seimpre tienna sed
(and heís always thirsty)
La estoy tratando de hogar
(and Iím trying to drown him)
Esoty Crudo!
Repeat
IAMU
I’m all mixed up, in my mind
IAMU all of the time
nothings gonna set me straight
Except for my mind
yeah nothing is gonna set me straight
except for my mind
But that don’t happen all the time
This ain’t no fun house
Ain’t no lollipop
It’s all internal traffic
and I got no headlights (repeat)
nothings gonna set me straight
Except for my mind
yeah nothing is gonna set me straight
except for my mind
But that don’t happen anytime
It’s getting louder getting bigger
and it’s talking to you
in my mind in my mind
and it’s talking to you
and it’s talking and talking
talking and talking
and it’s talking and talking
talking and talking
in my mind
7/8
I wrote a song in 7/8
just to piss you off
you were expecting to hear 8 beats
but I took one off
Oh wouldn’t my professor be proud
if he could see me now
I’d use the powers I have for evil
Am I sane or Am I insane
are you sane who gives a shit
knick nack patty whack
give a dog a bone
you smack him in the face
he won’t come home
two plus two is four plus one
is five plus ten
I’m lost again
am I sane or am I insane
are you sane?
Who gives a shit
Now larry wrote this song in 7/8
Just to piss me off
So I tried to hook up with his Mom
But he wasn’t down with that so,
I said where’s your sister yo?
He said you can’t have that either yo!
and I said “what the fuck?!”
repeat chorus
AINT NO LOVE
Aint no love and the sun is shining
Ain’t no love and it’s going around
look at the monkey man he ain’t smiling
monkey monkey monkey monkey
somebody brought the order
the monkeys going to pay
monkey monkey monkey monkey
and I decline
we’re doing just fine
Aint no love and the sun is shining
Ain’t no love and it’s going around
Aint no love and the sun is shining
ain’t no love, ain’t no monkey
ILL HEAD
He was an ill head, an inbred, in a cowboy hat
City slicker, shit kicker, in a ten gallon hat
Black with a silver buckle
To go with his hillbilly knuckles
Though he wasnít raised like that
“There ainít no cows around here
You fucking faggot”
So now whoís down? My truck says cowboy up
I’m so low, to be so, fake fucker fucked
The true thing escapes me
On your cell phone talking shit
“There ainít no cows around here
You fucking faggot”
JOHNNY
Johnny don’t come around when he don’t want to
Look at the devil making mice out of men
it’s the simple pleasure that I get
from smiling while I’m talking at ya
I KNOW YOU KNOW
I met her at the corner store
Bent over got her keys off the floor
And I said whoa!
She said hi in the check out line
She smiled she looked so fine
We talked a while I stared at her tits
She didnít mind she was down with it and I said go!
I know you know x3
All of the terrible things I want to do to you
All of the nasty things I want to do to you
All of these horrible things Iím going to do to you
Repeat verse 1
The night was hot the shorts were high on her thigh
Giving in to dirty thoughts in my mind
The moon was up and the time was slick
To take her home and let her meet my dick let’s go!
Repeat verse 1
Six in the morning I said you gotta go
She just smiled and said she knew
She said maybe we’ll meet again
But next time Ill bring my friends
And I said what?
GOT NO CASH
Got no cash, can’t pay your rent
Got no dope owe your drug dealer
Monkey is onto my back
Twisting me into the fact
Your soul is hard to find
The truth is so believable
(Plus some stuff about midgets and thieves)
RESPECT IT
Old Rock head babies got them groupies after shows
But now the scene is gone leaving no good hoes
The kids don’t even come out overloaded on TV
MTV over fed ‘em now they’re nothing but zombies
Plastic pop ditty rap rhyme going bling bling
Making lots of money monkey can’t even sing bring
Back the good old days when you had to put a show on
You’re too young little girl go put some clothes on
What happened to the scene?
The kids up and left it
What happened to the dream?
The kids don’t respect it
Ain’t no way to get it back jack
Ain’t no way Ain’t no way
So give me that joint boy
Corporate devils put their nephews in show biz
Instant rock stars glitter dick with no love jizz
Never played live but your videos kickin
You’ve been a band for three weeks
You’re number two in the top ten
Crackerjack bitches got me jealous and sweatin’
I’ve been live and on stage since your mom was eleven
Your buble gum bullshit got me pissed off and fiery
Meet me out back I’ll be pissing on your Ferrari
MY OWN THING
Sometimes I get inside of my mind
and I think
What the hell happened, what went wrong
Then I just say fuck it, I’m happy anyway
why change
Grab myself a tall boy and a pack a smokes
And do my own thing
Whats your own thing?
Well, it’s like running down the street
with the alcohol ingested
Stealing other peoples shit and
trying to get arrested
Picking up a brick to see how far it flies
Showing up to work with my blood shot eyes
Wasting all my money on a porno DVD
Steal a baby’s candy just to watch him scream
Going out to bars, kicking in the doors
Laughing at the tender as I’m
puking on the floor
Stumbing around throwing a fit
Being too lazy to smoke a cigarette
Wasting my time wasting my day
When I do my thing best stay outta my way
SET YOU FREE
In my mind I can see
It’s like when I try, I get what I need
You and I don’t agree
Feeding your mind will set you free
I don’t agree
I won’t believe
This world is not as bad as it seems
Why can’t you hear me
I will not be brought down by your negativity
If this world is a desert I will drive
Enjoy the air across the sky
You say we’re all bad there’s no good anymore
Every person a live is looking to settle the score
GOVERNMENT CHEESE
Standing in line with my stamp in my hand
I’m waiting for my cheese so hand it to me man
the cheese it hits my mouth oh yeah it tastes so good
I’m gonna take it home and gamble it away in the hood
I just want my governent cheese
break me off a slice and hand it to me please
give me a chunk a cheddar and a slice of the white
I’ll have the microwave pizzas popping out all night
Uncle sam and the United states
they’re dishing out cheese and putting it on plates
I’m gonna eat my cheese
I’m gonna eat it good
I’m gonna eat my cheese like you know that I should
the cheese is good but my girls pills are better
I can’t feed a family with only cheddar
so when you come by make sure you bring a drink
cuz some say my cheese is putting up a stink
I just want my governent cheese
slice me off a slice and hand it to me please
give me some cheese and give me some bread
cuz if I don’t eat then I’ll soon be dead.
FAT GIRLS
(I like them)
Fat girls, Fat girls
Fat girls cum better
Fat girls Fat girls!
Fat girls, Fat girls
Take me out to dinner
Fat girls, Fat girls
I like them a lot
(I like them)
Fat girls, Fat girls
Fat girls cum better
Fat girls Fat girls!
Fat girls, Fat girls
Take me out to dinner
I fuck them real good.
MY BEST FRIEND IS TURNING GAY
My best friend is going on a date
with that girl he met at the lake
now she was nice
I guess you could say
But he took her shopping all fucking day
The other day he asked what I thought
about a new pair of shoes he bought
I’m not one to discriminate
but my best fiend Ray said I need to re-decorate
He’s always nice, he’s never fought
he said look at these new earings I bought (on sale at Mirv’s Oh my gosh!)
Now even though he still likes to rock
I think he’s starting to like that cock
I think he’s turning gay
Man he just ain’t the same
He watches Oprah Winfrey right after Riki Lake
(He says he’s starting to like Ballet)
I think my best friend might be gay
BUM ROLLER
As I’m walking down the street
theres a bum now at me feet
He’s drinking and I’m thinking
I’m gonna beat him up discretely
Slipped on a piece of asphalt
it made me lose my grip
So I had to grab a bum
and punch him in his lip
See a man over there with no hair
I grab his baby stroller
You heard just what I told ya
We’re the bum rollers
So I called my best friend Steve
and he’s freaking mad at me
Not because I kicked his butt
but because I didn’t pick the phone up
Sorry Steve
It’s another Saturday night
this time we’re doing it right
call the guys up, sun rise up
we’re going out bum rolling tonight!
ANTI SOCIAL BOOTY
My sunshine lollipop thick ass trunk
paddunka dunk rumpty rhump, plump so plump
Now baby got this fever and she’s starting to twitch
Stay home, run the rack, scratch that itch
I never see the daylight nevew leave no no
get it gotta get it no talk no phone
I can’t go out, because I’ve gotta stay in
Anti-social booty is breaking me in
Oh yeah
She’s my Anti-social booty
I never get no groupies (I never get to watch a movie)
My friends stop trying because they know the deal
Sneaking out late at night will make the booty squeel!
Can’t find time to watch the game with the boys
at the store buying batteries for Mommas new toys
I try to pull the snap, but she just snaps back
just like a baby to the bottle to the pipe to the crack
DONKEY SONG
She came into the market place
With her pretty face
I felt lost in a dream
Her long dark hair flowed from here to there
And the way she moved
Yes it made me ache
I hurt from deep inside
She held the leash and smiled wide
I want to take you home, again
And she had this ass
That was soft and sweet
And when I pet on it
You know it makes her smile
When she holds the leash
You know I’ll follow her
Through that market place
With that pretty face
And that long dark hair
I want to take you home again
Here she comes walking down the street
Ooh and I’m loving that beat
She brought her little donkey
She brought her little donkey
We soaked up the sun
Until there was no more
And the shops all closed
And the people fled
And we walked along
Through that dust road
With her donkey
She brought her donkey
Repeat bridge and chorus
And in the daytime when the sun shines
Will she let me, pet her donkey
And I wonder (yes I wonder
You know I look for her
With her long dark hair in the market place.
SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND
She has a boyfiend and she broke my heart
I’m just another fool she knew it from the start
Until the day I found out she was telling me lies
She’s always been a slut
quick to jump on the next guy
She never wanted me from the very start
She never wanted you from the very start
So heres the game and it’s being played on you
It goes on
on and on and on
She has a boyfriend and she broke my heart
Now she was playing games she knew it from the start
So if she hits you up, just let her walk on by
TOKYO ROSE (JELL-O)
You got that prettiest smile, that I ever did see
In your glowing socks and them denim jeans
now you know fashion like Kojack knows bald
me? I got Spider-man stuck on my wall
I’ll buy you a milkshake if you’ll take my quarter
I’ll stay for Jell-O but you know I don’t love her
Your magic rabbit, well it’s in my hat
Your magic rabbit, and you can’t get it back
You can’t get it back
It goes round and round and round and nobody knows
I’m on a mission I’m on a mission
I never saw no girl like you, around these parts
(damn girl HELLO!)
My Tokyo Rose of my trailer park
now you know tall cans like a fish knows sea
come on over to my double wide
and watch wrestling
repeat chorus
You got the prostetic tounge and it makes me numb
just like a puppet and you love it so simple and dumb
and it’s wrong and it’s right, it’s un-natural like that
I’m on mission, I’m gonna miss ya
HYDROPLANE (MY LOVE MACHINE)
liquor store candy bar
beef jerky in jar
gas powering my car
I’m gonna take it really far
have you seen what I’ve seen
Gonna take you for a ride with me
we’ll go once but won’t stop
we’re gonna take a spin around the block
come on baby take a ride with me
we’re gonna hyroplane my love machine
looking at a mountain side
birdies fly until they glide
girly sitting by my side
my hands are clamming up so tight
have you been where I been
don’t be afrain and try not to sin
do you feel what I feel?
what goods a banana if it ain’t gonna peel
RITALIN
Little Kevin just won’t sit still
Give me the drugs now x2
You’re failing math so tell me whats the deal
Pay attention and you’ll pass the test
You better fall in line like all the rest
R-I-T-A-L-I-N
You know you’re my best friend
repeat
You help me get through it again and again
get though x3
The parents are told just what to do
The doctor knows what best for you
Calmness in a can or so to speak
Refill your perscription every week
Repeat Chorus
SHE CAN’T BE SATISFIED
Walking with the wind to her back she’s got everything
She don’t want what she got because she got what she has
It’s not the cat and the mouse it’s her pussy and it’s caged
She got them god given lips and she wants to make ‘em bigger
She is straight out of sync a bloody lypo dysfunction
She gonna pull and stretch her body’s under construction
Itís not her man that’s pushing it it’s her mind and it’s fucked
She’s got beautiful god given tits - but she wants to make ‘em bigger
Slicing and a nip and a tuck - she’ll be a superstar
Fake tan and a bigger cup she’s just not the same same
Someone loved her the way she was now thats gone for good
She got them god given (oooh) and she wants to make ‘em bigger
Chorus
No no no no no no no no no
CRIPPLE
You’re not self aware
No no you’re just not self aware
I wish that you were self aware
because then you would be here
But I know you’re cripple
I know I know
It makes me so sad
So sad So sad
That you’re cripple
I know I know
It makes me so sad
Don’t you bite the hand that feeds
No no don’t bite the hand that feed
I helped you throughout all of your needs
No don’t bite the hand that feeds
Repeat Chorus
I carried you to the highest mountain
faught off all the hungry lions
So now, who’s down?
You can’t find your footing because your feet don’t touch the ground
Repeat Chorus
BANGIN
It was those south side boys
Versus the east side punks
Theyíre gonna meet at the park
After dark, after drunk
Thereís gonna be a fight in this mid night moon
The gangs got their chains and their knives and their boots
And they’ll be
Bangin with their heads against the wall x 2
He’s seeing red when the fight begins (and they’ll be)
Bangin with their heads against the wall
Well know they’ve turned in their knives
And got wives and got kids
And they think about all the terrible things that they did
Now theyíre working real hard at a job, it’s to pay,
For the mortgage, the car, and the wife’s negligee
And they’ll be
Bangin with their heads against the wall x 2
He’s getting old and his eyes are cold (and they’ll be)
Bangin with their heads against the wall
Now his boy is all grown up
And he sneaks off at night
With his booze and his chain and his knife for the fight
He’s gonna do right and make his poppa so proud
When he takes down those punks from the east side of town
And they’ll be
Bangin with their heads against the wall x 2
What goes around, well it comes around (and they’ll be)
Bangin with their heads against the wall
GET OFF THE PHONE
Damn I know this girl and she’s always on the phone!
She is just a woman a woman full grown!
It’s time for me to say,
“Get off the phone”
SLIP HER THE DISK
Shes into hardware
She likes my software
She found something she likes
s.h.t.d.
She wants it free now
Illegal download
She wants
Bdrrr-bdrrr-brrrrr
s.h.t.d.
Burn up a copy
Oohh slip it to her
She says she’s from LA
s.h.t.d.
Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Oh ñ beep beep
Don’t get caught now - ooohhh
I done did what I did!
s.h.t.d.
CHORUS
I don’t think I should have done what I did
Crazy feelings all in my head
Illegal copy going to circulate from me
I don’t think I should have done what I did
Illegal copy gonna circulate because of me-ah-he-he-ah-he-he
She’s hoarding hard drives
Filled with sweet love
Prohibited by the law
She’s in your P.C.U.
Zero one, one two
She’s gonna take what she needs
She got fire wire
Hard drive and desire
It’s burning tic tic tic tic
A techy super nova
But now sheís rollin ya over
Plug her in and she’ll smile
SUGAR HIGH
Soda in the morning
Candy bars for breakfast
(she’s on one for sure)
She’s loaded up on sugar cane
Like no body’s business
(she’s spun out for sure)
She likes the sugar sugar
Sugar sugar sugar
(too much overdrive)
Chorus
My! My!
My sugar high x2
Creatures from outer space
Come and steal her soul
She sits on top of gold
Believes in miracles
Keep the spirit alive
Catapulting baby yeah
She got the juice now!
(she’s on one for sure)
She’s overdriving hey! Hey!
Cutting it loose now!
(she’s spun out for sure)
She love the sugar sugar sugar
Revin’ it up
(too much overdrive)
She on the sugar sugar sugar sugar
Shhhawwwahhhh!
(way gone overload)
Chorus
My! My!
My sugar high x2
She’ll stop when she comes down
No fix to help her out
No pop or candy now
She’s draggin underground
All that has ever come up
Always comes crashing down
It is a special wonder
When will she level out?
PANTS
I cannot help it when I see you as your walking by.
I take one look at you and I cant help but wink an eye.
I wanna see your face, I wanna see your pretty smile.
I wanna stand next to you , if you’ll let me try.
can I be with you
just once or twice
Ill take my pants off if you think its nice
Ill stand beside you
if you dont care
Ill take my pants off… Ill take my pants off for YOU
Ill take my clothes off for, ill take my clothes off for,
ill take my clothes off for. Ill take my pants off for you.
When I see your pretty face it makes tears fall out of my eyes.
Theres nothing left to do but to sit at home and cry.
I wanna be between your legs, wanna be between your tiny thighs.
I wanna lay down next to you if you let me try.
can I be with you
just once or twice
ill take my pants off if you think its nice
Ill stay beside you
if you dont care
Ill take my pants off… Ill take my pants off for YOU
Ill take my cloths off for, ill take my cloths off for,
ill take my cloths off for. Ill take my pants off for you.
RED NECK
In a moment of clarity observe the polarity
and do what needs to be done
watching the lunacy vaugue in it’s siimplicity
lets just get back to the fun
It was misktaked identity
the hapless victim to be
out to show he was the one
lying broken on yosemite
in the cruelest of irony
as he screamed “just get the gun”
“Martha make me a sandwich, it’s the end of the world!”
PAY TO PLAY
Pay to play
You have to shell it out
All those scenes know what Iím talking about
Itís not a brand new dance
Or a brought back flavor
Man in the back with the cash counting papers
Pay to play
Itís a hell of a route
Forking out the cash bands pay for their clout
You gotta buy in on a tour
Sold your soul in a wager
Man in the back contract holding hater
Pay to Play x2
Devil in the back with the wack contract
Heís gonna getcha getcha getcha ñ heís gonna get ya
Pay to play, cuz you need to get out
emptying your pockets and your bank account
You’re on a whirlwind of a tour
got your name in the paper
Its not on the marquee, but you hope it is later
Pay to play because you’re down and out
Wishing that it works, but your minds in doubt
People still don’t know your name. Will the radio play ya?
All the cash is spent and there’s nothing to savor!
I know that you want the fame it brings
I know you want to break into that ring
But up there on the stage youíre feeling bare
The faces in the crowd they just donít care
So you think that you can buy a golden ring
But shiny things are not quite as they seems
Up there on the stage youíre unaware
Faces in the crowd they just donít care
Iím on a mission baby
Transmit it to you
Itís no time for sumbmission baby
Itís all up to you.
Are you going to save the day?
Can you hear me come through?
Youíve got to push it baby
Itís all up to you.
Will they love you baby?
Or will you slip through?
Will you sweat it out baby?
Will you work for the truth?
Or are you gonna cut in line?
And pay to get through?
Youíve got to push it babe
Itís all up to you.
GIRL YOU WANT IT (THE BACK SEAT SONG)
Girl she wants to freak ya
She wants to meet ya
All up in the back seat getting her game on
Girl she got a have it
Sheís gonna grab it
All up in that back seat (heavy breathing)
Itís just a Ö.Puzzle in the mind
Of a girl who says shes mine
Itís just a puzzle in the mind
Of a girl who says sheís mine
Girl she got the who-ha
She gonna do-ya
Steaming up the back seat getting her freak on
Girl she got the habit
Sheís like a rabbit
All up in the back seat
(heavy breathing)
Itís just a Ö.Puzzle in the mind
Of a girl who says shes mine
Itís just a puzzle in the mind
Of a girl who says sheís mine
Girl she wants to bang on ya
Sheís wants to handle ya
All up in the back seat getting her screw on
The girl she wants to stick it
Cuz sheís with it
Lick it in the back seat getting her groove on
Girl you want it
You want it so damn badly
Girl you want it
THE SKA SONG
Baby what did I do? Where did I go wrong?
Was it something I said Or did I wait too long?
On the third date when we went to your Momís
You told me I should sing her my brand new song.
So I DID.
The room got quiet when I started the verse.
Your mom passed out and I looked at her puss.
(Oops), that wasnít the song that she wanted to hear
You’re Mom had to find out that her son was a queer!
And he is
Baby our love is like a sinking ship
When I be myself you throw another fit
Another girlfriend that treats me like shit
How do I get myself into these relationships?
Time has told everything weíre gonna know
Every girl I date seems to have a cell phone
I donít get jealous unless she talks all day long
She make plans with me and forget which date shes on
The girl is crazy yeah thatís it
I try her on but she still doesnít fit
I just donít care what she has to say
As long as I get mine ìinî anyway
And I will
Baby our love is like a sinking ship
When I be myself you throw another fit
Another girlfriend that treats me like shit
How do I get myself into these relationships?
BRANDY TAYLOR
Iím in love with Brandy Taylor
Sheís in a mansion and Iím in a trailer
Everyday when she walks by
She looks at me with that wink in her eye
Whoa-oh-oh!
I wanna make love to you Brandy Taylor
Everyday
Every Night
Iíve got to have her in my sight
EverydaY
Everynight
She satisfies my appitite
Sheís in the garden and sheís wearing her make-up
Sheís bending over and sheí picking her rake up
No one could ever compete
With spank magazines Girl of the week
Whoa-ooh-Oh!
She’s got them big ol boobie boobies
Man she’s in it to win
It’s like a tag team wrestling match full of skin and sin
I’m gonna win! Iím gonna get in! Ha!
I’m gonna win! Iím gonna get in!
Because when Brandy comes in swinging
It’s like your heart gets attacked
You might take her to the floor
You might take her from the back
Itís all that, in fact, she might leave you scarred
Because Brandy likes it HARD.
Repeat chorus
SLEEPING WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND
From the look in her eye
When she said goodbye
I knew she had found someone new
all the mountains weíve climbed
All the tears that weíve cried
Iíve just got one message for you
CHORUS
Iíve been sleeping with your best friend
Iím on the way to her house now
(Iím on the way to her house)
It didnít work out
we couldnít make it
your best friend called me up
wanting to get naked
I told her it wasnít right
She said she didnít care
She showed up at my house
In your underwear
Now Iím just a man
And I cannot deny a mans got needs
Once you stopped putting out
I found me somewhere else to breed
She was so willing
Been at me for weeks and weeks
Next time you pick your friends
avoid them dirty freaks
she does all the things that you wouldnít or wonít
she calls her other friends to come over for help
itís the strangest thing, it happened under your nose
So now youíre moving on, thatís just the way It goes
SOUNDS LIKE SHIT
Meat lovers, harry mothers
Doesn’t matter whats your cover
Psycho blondes or skitzo teens
Everyone whos in between
Stub your big toe on the floor
The shoes you wear just makes it hurt more
Spill hot coffee on your lap
While you try to read the map
Fat people skinny people
People working under steaples
Busty broads and untrusting frauds
People passing cars that smog
Luie Batton and leprachauns
Madonna, Sting and Elton John
Someone like me or someone like you
Someone like Jewy Jeff in timbuck two
Another one of those days that goes like shit
Another one of them songs that sound like shit
No matter what you do it goes like shit
Don’t really matter what you do with it
Tyrants kings and peasants too
live in this world like we do
bad things happen all the same
like an auto crash on the way to the game
Everyone has those bad days, raw days
giving you ketchup when you wanted mayonaise
You’re girlfriend is cheating on you with two
your nexty door neighbor and a guy name Lou
Another one of those days that goes like shit
Another one of them songs that sound like shit
No matter what you do it goes like shit
Don’t really matter what you do with it
REMOTE CONTROL
E-A-R-L works so well so fresh with the rhymes
We like them big ol booty babies when thier boobs bounce in time
Now the other bands be trying but they just don’t hit
We bring the better butter baby so come take a lick
Now you can rock shock, be bop and all of that
you can paint your hair purple and get a tat
But the truth of the matter and it’s a matter of fact
You dont make good music fans wont come back
So listen up brothers and listen well
Earls got more soul that the pits in hell
and if you think otherwise and want to front
Bring a bag of Doritos and kiss Larrys butt
Now we can smooth out this jam, so get on the floor
and sweat the booze out, yeah theyre feinding for more
because theres sweat between their titties and it’s glistening hot
when the girlies shake thier asses it puts thier panties in knots
Now I ain’t lying you know me I got this mike in my hand
other bands they come and see us and they become our fans
we bring a special combination of the pop rock and soul
they see us burning down the house they gotta stop drop and roll
People making sounds that sound the same
EARL got your body wired in like a main frame
Electrical fire pushing you to perspire
The golds in the tone, it goes on and on and on
No mistaking how the boys be breaking it off
hands are too cold turn your head and cough
weak MCs with the wack ass disease
we’re in the front of the line the big dog and youre fleas
Were set to rock this joint do you want to hit it?
JIHAD JEZEBEL
Jihad Jezebel, She is a sleeper cell
Works at the corner store, trained back in 94
Making bombs in her apartment
Making bombs so people blow up
Making bombs for that suicide for the lord
Down with America
Thatís what she says to me
Down with America
She doesnít know that Iím
Down with America
Thatís what she says to me
Jihad Jezebel, She is a sleeper cell
Works at the corner store, trained back in 94
Yeah, she got a chemistry set
Blowing up your TV set
All in your living room
She is impending doom
Repeat chorus
Jihad Jezebel, She is a sleeper cell
Works at the corner store, trained back in 94
Yeah, she got a chemistry set
Blowing up your TV set
All in your living room
She is impending doom
Jihad Jezebel, She is a sleeper cell (whoa)
Jihad Jezebel, She is a sleeper cell (whoa)
Met her in the elevator, wanted to fuck her
She looked so God damned cute
With her backpack up on her
You think that you might ask her out for a date
But before she blows you up
Sheís yelling ìGod is greatî
PEEPING TOM
I know where you live
I know when youre home
I know you got a birthmark on your lower back
I imagine the smell of your clothes
I watch you as you undress for me
It feels so naughty like a private show
I can feel it that youre tempting me
Here I am outside your window
Im a peeping tom
THE WORLD IS BURNING ME UP
They say the world would be a better place if man was erased
TWIBMU
Theyíre telling me Iím just a parasite and I ainít all right
TWIBMU
screw the facts, itís just another sin tax, while theyíre breaking my back
TWIBMU
Got caught escaping in my SUV, by the Carbon Police
TWIBMU
Iíd like to go outside and have a smoke, but that been revoked
TWIBMU
Canít smoke at the park, in the dark, in my house, in my car with the kid again, itís a sin that Iím living in
TWIBMU
Now they regulate my every meal, with a soilent green pill
TWIBMU
You fat people canít eat in this place! ñ Youíre too overweight!
TWIBMU
Itís coming down like a tornado cloud
(to swallow us up)
Slowly creeping til it reaches the ground
(and then weíre stuck)
Steady coming and we’re all on the tracks!
Itís getting louder and louder and louder and it’s burning me up
OLD DUSTY SHELF
Boozing! Hounding! Running about the town
Acting like drunken fools falling to the ground
Don’t piss us off man, we’ll go someplace else
Now take that bottle down from that old dusty shelf!
I lost my job early today, it’s afternoon I’m ready to say
“Who’s Drinking with me?” “We’re drinking with you”
Pressure comes in from my lady fair,what are we gonna do now dear?
“Who’s Drinking with me?” “We’re drinking with you”
Her parents kicked us out of the house, the day gets harder I’m ready to shout
“Who’s Drinking with me?” “We’re drinking with you”
Her back is hurt I’m feeling the pain, take a sip no feelings remain
“Who’s Drinking with me?” “We’re drinking with you”
Enough is enough when I’m down on my luck
I just call the guys up, and we head to the pub
Repeat intro
Everyone has a reason to drink, everyones mad no reason to think
“Who’s Drinking with me?” “We’re drinking with you”
Get a new lady life is great, she joins in song still ready to say
“Who’s Drinking with me?” “We’re drinking with you”
A bonnie good lass, true beauty they say, loves the night, scorns the day
“Who’s Drinking with me?” “We’re drinking with you”
Problem or pleasure it’s always the same,
Revert to the bottle and sing the refrain
“Who’s Drinking with me?” “We’re drinking with you”
Repeat Chorus
Repeat intro
